On How I Met the Creepy Dude

So I know I've been putting this off, but I think I am ready to share with you the story of our relationship and, more importantly, our engagement. It's a long story (so it might take me a few posts to explain) and it's not always a happy one, but it's real and it's ours and that's what matters.

I was 19 years old when I first laid eyes on Mr. Coyote. I'm going to be straight with you... It was not love at first sight.

Guess What? They Let Me Eat Cake....

I am a bad blogger.

I went to my cake tastings and did not take a single photo.

In my defense I was really hungry and the cake was just begging to be eaten. So I ate it. Which means that I will not be able to distract you with photos of awesome cake in this post. (But that's okay, I am sure I will find ridiculous images to share with you.)

I pretty much already knew who we were going to use for our wedding cake, because their cakes are just deeeeeelicious and we use them for most of our parties (they did our engagement cake, which made an appearance in this post).... buuuuuut I like to play it safe so we decided to meet with two different bakeries. On a lovely Saturday afternoon, my momma, Mr. Coyote and I stopped by our preferred bakery.

Let Them Eat Cake!

I know really creative title there, right?? I wonder what this post is going to be about...

Uh, it's going be about CAKE. More specifically? Wedding cake. And how delicious it is.

Let's look at some cakes so we can drool over them and wish we were eating some right now:

Pink Cake Box

I wish I was ballsy enough for this kind of wedding cake.

Cakelava

The lace design on this cake is so beautiful. It looks just like a wedding dress!

Party On, Wayne!

Okay, even though this is completely irrelevant I cannot continue with this post without explaining the title.

Mr. Coyote IS Wayne. Seriously. It’s kind of creepy.

Remember this scene?

  

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Yeah, that black T-Shirt and red boxers look Wayne has going on this photo? That’s what the mister looks like 90% of the time. The first time we watched that movie together I screamed at the TV and was like, “HOLY SHIT THAT’S YOU!!”

Unfortunately he is not comfortable with me posting pictures of him in his underpants for the whole Internet world to see, so you're just gonna have to take my word for it. He also likes to rock out to Bohemian Rhapsody while in the car.

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ANYWAYS!

This post is not about Wayne’s World, naked Indians or Bohemian Rhapsody.

It’s about our engagement party!!

A Semi-DIY bride

Okay I'm about to admit something to you, dear readers.

I am not crafty. I am not creative and I am definitely not resourceful.

I will NOT be doing my own flowers arrangements for the wedding. I will NOT be baking my own cake. And I will NOT be making a DIY photo booth. But yes, we will be having all of those things at our wedding.

That's right.... I'm outsourcing.