Top 10 Signs You're Obsessed with Wedding Planning

With less than two months to go I've been noticing some very psychotic minor changes in my behavior. It seems like my whole world has been taken over by wedding planning. For example, Mr. Coyote recently made a comment about how disheveled our apartment looked. I just let out a huge sigh and told him it would probably look like that from now until mid-July. I giggled after I said it because even though I can be a little messy and scattered at times I'm usually pretty good at keeping my home in order. I started thinking about how much wedding planning has consumed me these past few months and came up with a (very tongue-in-cheek) list of wedding planning overload signs:

1. You are the mayor on FourSquare of not one, but two, neighborhood Michaels.
2. You find a way to spin every conversation into something about wedding planning. Example: Your boss is leaving for the day and tells you to have a nice weekend. You lament about how much you have to do and sit him down for a 45 minute discussion about the pros and cons of using twine versus ribbon to decorate your favors.
3. You DVR every wedding show imaginable and then watch them while completing wedding crafts on your couch. You start to think those girls on Bridezilla are not that crazy and even start to sympathize with some of them. (Just kidding, those chicks are batshit insane!)
4. You wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat because you had yet another nightmare in which you lost your wedding bands, the florist gave you orange and yellow flowers when you asked for pink and purple, no one showed up, etc.
5. You refer to your wedding party and family as your MOH, BM, FMIL, or FI when talking about them in person.
6. You actually know (and care about) the differences between white, diamond white, eggshell and ivory.
7. You may or may not have downloaded this app to your smartphone. Or this one.
8. You wake up every morning and text your bridesmaids, your parents, and your cousin's girlfriend's sister's dog with the number of days left until your wedding.
9. You check your mailbox three to four times a day for response cards even though the mail carrier has already delivered the day's mail.
10. After your ten millionth fight with the glue gun, you seriously consider scraping the whole thing, getting on the next flight to Vegas and eloping.

Has wedding planning has taken over your life yet? Share your telltale signs with me!